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Well the first week of survivor starts off and the same old story. Everyone is shocked that they must leave all there worldly possessions behind. I mean come on what did they think Mark Barnett got a heart and said "you know what Jeff, this year lets really change it up, we will let them all bring a suitcase full of fresh cloths, towels, shoes/sneakers etc. etc., that will really spike up the ratings, nice!!!!".
When Jeff told them they all looked at there suitcases like oh my god is he kidding me, you mean all season I am going to have to wear this leopard thong (and that was the airline stewardess, who is a man).
Speaking of leopard thongs, what did the gay stewardess (not that there is anything wrong with that) win a no limit strip poker tournament on the island. One scene they are all just getting to the island setting up shop, break to commercial, next thing you know all man are wearing boxer briefs and showing all that I do not want to see. Although I must say James really does help keep up the stereo type we all know (no Keith he is not lazy, you are awful). That last sentence was not gay was it?
Well Chicken gets voted off and I am down one person already, rough start but I must say Chicken's scream in surround sound even made me jump.
One thing to watch, I really think Jeff gets to involved in tribal counsel, last few years he really talks way to much and I think sways some votes. It is really annoying.
